Discover wildlife Teach school
Dogs have owners cats have staff.
Drama Queen
Dear Lord if you cant make me skinny please make my friends fat
Bunco Babe (Dice & Zebra shoes)
Born to shop Forced to cook(Zebra shoe border)
A new pair of shoes can change your life. - Cinderella (with shoes)
Beer- Helping white men dance since 1862
All a girl really needs is a little confidence and a kick-ass red lipstick (Zebra show border)
A great fisherman lives here with teh catch of his life
A Good day is when I hit the ball farther than I throw my clubs
All men are animals Some just make better pets
All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and right kind of people
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
At my age happy hour is a nap
A southern lady doesnt need a man to make her happy...But a maid is essential
A friend in need is a pain in the ass
All men are animals Some just make better pets!
Are my hot flashes causing Global warning
Desperate Housewife