I want to be Barbie That bitch has everything
I have a furniture problem my chest has fallen into my drawers
If momma aint happy aint nobody happy
If you call me high maintenance I consider that a compliment
If you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun- Katherine Hepburn
If I keel over in Wal-Mart drag my body to Neimans (zebra shoes)
If I keel over in K-Mart drag my body to Bloomies (zebra shoes)
Im still a hot babe but now it comes in flashes
Friends are forevaaahhh
Face it girl Prince Charming isnt coming Hes living with Mr Right (Zebra Shoe Border)
Friends Like wine get better with age
I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire
Id rather be in Paris (Eiffel Tower)
Grandchildren the reward you get for not strangling your teenage
Good food good wine good friends (2 out of 3 aint bad)
If it has tires or testicles its gonna be trouble
Inside every old person is young person wondering -What the hell happened-
Im out of estrogen and I have a gun