Your worst nightmare white trash with money
When I die bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit
Youll always be my best friend you know too much
Work like you dont need money Love like youve never been hurt Dance like Nobodys watching
Viagra- Every womans nightmare
Who invited all these tacky people
-the reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that cant see him laughing- -Phyllis
The Nice part about living in a small town is that when I dont know what Im doing someone else surel
The senility prayer- God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked the good fortune t
-Seize the moment - Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart- -Ema Bom
Some days youre the dog some days youre the hydrant
Stop me before I volunteer again
Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken
Some call it cocktail hour... for me its a support group
Never lend your car to someone to whom you have given birth
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it
-Middle age... When pulling an all-nighter means not having to get up to go to the bathroom- -Michae
Men are like linoleum lay them right and you can walk on them for 30 years. Grace Kelly
Live well laugh often love much
Let me call you -sweetheart- I cant remember your name(red or black with hearts)
-Youd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap- -Dolly Parton
-You know that youre getting old when all the neames in your black book have M.D.after them- -Arnold